More SQL musings

[azurelunatic]

Many bad puns may be derived from the concept ALTER TABLE when looked at by a witch or other Practitioner.

Comments

[waywind.livejournal.com]

Personally I've been mulling over a way to utilize "cell padding" in an amusing way.
You know, like a padded cell. Har de har har!
What puns did you have in mind?