Short would-be cybersexer conversations:

[azurelunatic]

Lets Get It On... says:
hi sexy
azurelunatic says:
Excuse me?
Lets Get It On... says:
how r u?
azurelunatic says:
Coding structured query language to create a table.

For some reason, they didn't IM me again.

Comments

[eisenhund.livejournal.com]

you're my hero... ^_^

[azurelunatic]

*giggle*

And I was, too!

[redshoeson.livejournal.com]

::giggles::

::notes this response to self::

[azurelunatic]

I was doing my homework, you see.

Which was that. <azzgrin>

See? Like this.

CREATE TABLE students
(stu_id CHAR(9),
stu_lname VARCHAR2(20),
stu_fname VARCHAR2(20),
stu_mi CHAR(1),
stu_dob DATE,
stu_doe DATE,
stu_tuition NUMBER(5),
stu_fees NUMBER(5,2),
stu_gpa NUMBER);

but SQL is sexy!

[popefelix.livejournal.com]

SELECT lover FROM population WHERE name = "popefelix"
INSERT INTO squirmy_naked_fun VALUES lover

I don't understand why that guy was turned off!

Re: but SQL is sexy!

[azurelunatic]

"INSERT INTO" *giggle*

[ornjkitty.livejournal.com]

I'm with popefelix. If you started whispering sweet coding nothings in _MY_ ear, I would be _SO_ all over you! Where do you find these people?

[azurelunatic]

I don't find them. They, sadly, find me.

Re:

[ornjkitty.livejournal.com]

And none of them speak code? Poor thing!
[Actually, I'm amazed they have any grasp of the English language, either ... LOL]

[azurelunatic]

They dnt s33m 2.

Re:

[ornjkitty.livejournal.com]

I said "any", not "good". **Grin**
[As far as I knew, apes have not yet mastered speech?]