Maintaining a lack of laughter...

[azurelunatic]

When the local six-year old looks at you, grinning goofily, declares, "That was a cuss word. ... Ass!"

You must then say, "Corner, please," and try to not laugh aloud.

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[coldcell.livejournal.com]

oh thats so funny, but its also kinda sad...
damn manditory punishment.

[azurelunatic]

He's likely to be one of the politest kids around grown-ups in his class, at least...

When he's a little older, and is better about situational manners, we're going to teach him to cuss properly. None of this pansy "fuck your mother" shit. I'm talking language that'll make a sailor blush. His mom did that when she was ten...

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[coldcell.livejournal.com]

thats true....he will be extrememly well mannered.

and yes...thats great start them young.

[azurelunatic]

If he wants to rebel from us, he's seriously going to have to turn conservative...

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[coldcell.livejournal.com]

lol thats a great plan!!

[azurelunatic]

As it is he has his own set of baby spikes... the glow-in-the-dark rubber kind, because he keeps stabbing people when he borrows our metal ones...

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[coldcell.livejournal.com]

lol oh my...keep him away from sharp objects.

[azurelunatic]

Not on purpose, just out of not knowing how to wear them yet.

So he gets baby spikes.

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[coldcell.livejournal.com]

thats damned adorable.....:)

[azurelunatic]

Damn straight.

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[coldcell.livejournal.com]

heheh i pray to the gods i never have to have a "baby spiker" lol