Monkeys. Pants.

[azurelunatic]

"You know what amazes me about this? The fact that we had to make sharing your shorts with monkeys a crime. The fact the conduct wasn't its own deterrent."

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_stellablue_/]

That... is just... so.. wrong. :P

[azurelunatic]

Yep.

[eisenhund.livejournal.com]

The two funniest words in the English language, together in one sentence.
I'm gonna hurt myself if I can't stop laughing.

[azurelunatic]

Yep. Monkeys and underpants. Though 'weasels' are up there too.