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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 (
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02:29 pm
Alaskan Joke
When is it *not good* to have your dick sucked?
When it's a mosquito doing it.
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todfox.livejournal.com
2001-09-12 08:50 pm (UTC)
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Or a vacuum cleaner. ow.
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azurelunatic
2001-09-12 09:33 pm (UTC)
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I bet. Ow.
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todfox.livejournal.com
2001-09-12 09:58 pm (UTC)
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Well, it never happened to me...
but in high school, there was a kid known as 'Hoover' because he'd decided to try a minivac for a blow job one day. Sadly, the minivac had whirring fan blades a few short inches in....
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azurelunatic
2001-09-12 11:31 pm (UTC)
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Oh, *owwwwwww.*
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(Anonymous)
2001-09-12 10:24 pm (UTC)
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Do you like to suck dick?
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but in high school, there was a kid known as 'Hoover' because he'd decided to try a minivac for a blow job one day. Sadly, the minivac had whirring fan blades a few short inches in....
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