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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2003-03-25 08:37 am
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Grant me this...

Whosoever shall write fiction wherein someone is described as having unusually large breasts, may that writer be obliged to walk around for one day with that same size of water balloon as artificial breasts, so that he (and it usually is) may know exactly how it feels.
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[identity profile] merlyn-magick.livejournal.com 2003-03-25 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm. It could be done with a bardic curse, if ye wish.

[identity profile] reichiere.livejournal.com 2003-03-25 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yah! We should make that a law..... ^^

[identity profile] cissa.livejournal.com 2003-03-25 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
Amen, sister! Let it be so...

ficlet...

[identity profile] popefelix.livejournal.com 2003-03-25 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
She had unusually large breasts, for which reason she employed a small pushcart. This supported her breasts, and served to display them to full advantage.

[identity profile] snowelf.livejournal.com 2003-03-25 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
I love that idea, it makes a lot of sense, too.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_stellablue_/ 2003-03-25 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
AMEN! :)
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