Grant me this...

[azurelunatic]

Whosoever shall write fiction wherein someone is described as having unusually large breasts, may that writer be obliged to walk around for one day with that same size of water balloon as artificial breasts, so that he (and it usually is) may know exactly how it feels.

Comments

[merlyn-magick.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. It could be done with a bardic curse, if ye wish.

[azurelunatic]

I wish, I wish, with all my heart...

[reichiere.livejournal.com]

Yah! We should make that a law..... ^^

[azurelunatic]

With implants for repeat offenders.

[cissa.livejournal.com]

Amen, sister! Let it be so...

ficlet...

[popefelix.livejournal.com]

She had unusually large breasts, for which reason she employed a small pushcart. This supported her breasts, and served to display them to full advantage.

Re: ficlet...

[azurelunatic]

Heh. As ever pointing out my errors.

Those people writing women with large breasts for the purpose of "Oooh, big boobs" without having thought the scenario through should be subject to the punishment.

Those who know the disadvantages and do not gratuitously insert 42DD knockers without good reason can be exempt.

[snowelf.livejournal.com]

I love that idea, it makes a lot of sense, too.

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AMEN! :)