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azurelunatic) wrote2003-03-28 02:09 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2003-03-28 02:09 pm
To Ignite All Peoples Within Our Nation (Make The Pie Higher translations)
So Little Fayoumis is watching Pokémon, and it's the episode with a critter called Ditto, and Ditto can mimic anything. Theoretically. And our heroes have to save it from Team Rocket, and in doing so, they mimic Team Rocket's intro. One of our heroes says, "To ignite all peoples within our nation." James, one of the actual Team Rocket people, yells that they got it wrong, it's actually "to unite all peoples within our nation."
And I was thinking.
There are miscommunications like this all the time.
And I was thinking more. You know how sometimes it seems like the Shrub is speaking a different language? Take the classic "found poem" from things he has actually said:
And then I thought: Hey! Maybe he is speaking another language!
Let's run it through Babelfish and see if it makes any more sense.
Through Spanish, back to English:
Interesting, but hardly more enlightening.
Let's try putting that through French and back again.
Oh dear. Must correct that. The French are against everything the US stands for, after all. Hmm. Through German...
Pit bulletins. Yep.
So now, how about Chinese? I was fearful when seeing that the translation while in Chinese displayed only as boxes, but I dutifully cut and pasted, and there were coherent results!
Our wing dream achievement. How much better than that can you get?
Let's try in Japanese, now.
Italian.
Through Korean:
Through Portuguese...
Our journey would not be complete if this did not take the trip from English, to French, from French to German, and then back to English again, which it arguably never was in the first place:
You heard it here. Misunderestimate the white male, and this case of fish of the morning. I couldn't have said it better myself.
And I was thinking.
There are miscommunications like this all the time.
And I was thinking more. You know how sometimes it seems like the Shrub is speaking a different language? Take the classic "found poem" from things he has actually said:
Make the Pie Higher
by George W. Bush
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
And then I thought: Hey! Maybe he is speaking another language!
Let's run it through Babelfish and see if it makes any more sense.
Through Spanish, back to English:
I think to Us the past that everything agrees, above.
This continues being a dangerous world.
It is a world of crazy people and the uncertainty
and of potential mental losses.
The question is made rarely
is our children learning?
The highways of the Internet will become plus few?
How many hands have shaked to me?
They misunderestimate I.
I am pitbull in pantleg of the opportunity.
I know that the one of the human being and the fish can coexist.
The families are where our nation finds the hope, where our wings take dream.
Put the food in his family!
Strike under tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Take empanada the more break!
Take empanada the more break!
Interesting, but hardly more enlightening.
Let's try putting that through French and back again.
I think of us the past that all is appropriate, above.
This continues to be a dangerous world.
It is a world the insane people and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.
Is the question seldom made
is our study of children?
Will the roads of the Internet become little?
How much with hands have shaked to me?
They misunderestimate I
I am pitbull in the pantleg of the occasion.
I know of that to be it of human and the fish can coexist.
The families are where our nation finds the hope, where our wings take the dream.
Put food in its family!
Strike under the tollbooth!
Vulcanize the company!
Take with empanada more cut!
Take with empanada more cut!
Oh dear. Must correct that. The French are against everything the US stands for, after all. Hmm. Through German...
I think of us the past that everything is attached, above.
This continues being a dangerous world.
It is a world the spirit-ill people and the uncertainty
and the possible spirit losses.
The question is formed rarely
our study of the children?
Do the roads of the Internets become few?
How much with the hands have shaked to me?
They misunderestimate I
I are pit bulletins in pantleg the opportunity.
I white of that am it to humans and the fish can co-exist.
The families are, where our nation finds hope, in which our wings the dream take.
Insert food into its family!
Fasten under tollbooth!
Vulcanize the company!
Take with empanada more cut!
Take with empanada more cut!
Pit bulletins. Yep.
So now, how about Chinese? I was fearful when seeing that the translation while in Chinese displayed only as boxes, but I dutifully cut and pasted, and there were coherent results!
I thought we all enclosed pasts, above.
This continues is one dangerous world.
This is the world spirit ill people and the determinism
and the possible spiritual loss.
This question very is short
is formed the child our research?
The Internets road becomes minority?
Has how many shaked with the hand to me?
Their misunderestimate I
I are the pit bulletin in pantleg this opportunity.
i that white morning it possibly coexist to the person and the fish.
The family is, our national discovery hope place, our wing dream achievement.
Insertion food enters its family!
Fastening under tollbooth!
Vulcanize this company!
Adopts cuts open with empanada!
Adopts cuts open with empanada!
Our wing dream achievement. How much better than that can you get?
Let's try in Japanese, now.
As for me the pasts and on everything can seal us you thought.
The world where one where is this is dangerous it continues.
This the people and decisive theory of the sickness of mind of the world
and being possible, is mental loss.
As for this question very shortage they are our researches?
does the road of the Internets match to small amount,
it has the child who is formed?
the Shaked due to the hand to some me?
Misunderestimate I am
report of the pit of this opportunity pantleg of the I.
Morning that it is white to the person and the fish I perhaps coexisting.
As for the family, there is a desired place of discovery of our citizens namely the achievement of dream of our wings.
The food of insertion participates in the family!
Remain under the Tollbooth!
Vulcanize this company!
The Empanada the mouth which was opened is adopted ardently!
The Empanada the mouth which was opened is adopted ardently!
Italian.
As far as me the pasts and on all they can seal them you thought.
The world in which one where it is this it is dangerous it continues.
That people and the decisive theory of the disease of the mind of the world
and the possible being, is mental loss.
As far as this of question sparsities that a lot are our search?
the road of the Internets binds together to the small amount,
it has the child who is formed?
the due Shaked the hand to some me?
Misunderestimate is relationship of the sink
of this pantleg of occasion of the Morning
that is white man to the person and the fish perhaps that it coexists.
As far as the family, the happened one of the dream of our wings is an intentional place of the discovery of our citizens that is.
The food of the insertion participates to the family!
It remains under the Tollbooth!
Vulcanizzi this company!
The Empanada the mouth that has been opened is adopted ardently!
The Empanada the mouth that has been opened is adopted ardently!
Through Korean:
With the thing as all pasts they your thought they impress a seal together far in me.
One triumph it it world which is a danger continues in the place which is this.
That person of disease of mind and the resolute objection the world and was possible to be,
Um, it is a spirit loss.
That the swallow is our search, with this of question sparsities together as far?
The road of internet the enemy the sheep, has together to it
and it ties the child whom it forms?
Is expiration of time in Shaked what kind of hand me?
The Misunderestimate the white male
and that fish perhaps it case of the morning when it coexists
are tube total of water color of the pantleg in the person.
With the family thing as far, dream of our wing it happens together and difficulty one it holds and and it is a plan place of discovery of our citizen.
The food of the shovel mouth participates to the family!
It south Oh is in the lower part of the Tollbooth,!
Vulcanizzi company!
The Empanada is adopted yearly mouth ardently!
The Empanada is adopted yearly mouth ardently!
Through Portuguese...
With the thing as all pasts its thought they prints a distant together stamp in me.
A triumph it who the world that is a danger continues in the place that is this.
That the person of the illness of the mind and the objection resolute the world and was possible to be,
One, it is a loss of the spirit.
What the swallow is our search, with the this of sparsities of the together question as distant?
The road of the InterNet the enemy the sheep,
has to it together and mooring cable the child to who gives form?
It is the expiration of the time in Shaked that type of the hand me?
Perhaps the Misunderestimate the white male
and this fish case of the morning when it coexists
is total of the pipe of the color of the water of pantleg in the person.
With the thing of the family as distant, dream of our wing happens together and the difficulty one that it arrests and and is a place of the plant of the discovery of our citizen.
The food of the mouth of shovel participates to the family!
South Oh is in the part most inferior of the Tollbooth,
company of Vulcanizzi!
The Empanada is annual mouth adopted ardently!
The Empanada is annual mouth adopted ardently!
Our journey would not be complete if this did not take the trip from English, to French, from French to German, and then back to English again, which it arguably never was in the first place:
With the thing as all pasts that their thought they print a distant, emboutissez together in me.
A triumph it that the world, which is continuous a danger in the place, which is this.
That the person of the illness of the spirit and the objection was solved the world
and possible, around to be one it is a loss of the spirit.
What is the swallow our research with this that sparsities together the question as distant?
Does the road of the InterNet the enemy have to telegraph the sheep together
and fastening the child, who the form gives?
It is the expiration of the time in Shaked this type of the hand I?
Perhaps Misunderestimate the white male and this case of fish of the morning,
if he is at the same time present, is full from the whistle of the color of the water pantleg with the person.
With the thing of the family, as if far away the dream of our wing occurs together
and the difficulty of one that it holds on and and a place of the factory of the discovery of our citizen is.
The food of the mouth of the shovel participates in the family!
The OH of the southeast in the lowfirst piece of Tollbooth,
society of Vulcanizzi!
Empanada is accepted annual mouth ardently!
Empanada is accepted annual mouth ardently!
You heard it here. Misunderestimate the white male, and this case of fish of the morning. I couldn't have said it better myself.
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BAAAAHH! BAAAAAAHHH!!
*dies laughing*
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I sat here with E and read the entire thing aloud as if it were true poetry, as realistically as I could, attempting to give each one the feel that they produced. It was quite enjoyable! :D
THANK YOU. You very much rock today.
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Re:
the stuffing usually included minced meat, onions, olives, a boiled egg, raisins and ajà (chile), but you can also find cheese empanadas (with melted cheese inside), seafood empanadas, vegetarian empanadas ... they can either be baked in an oven or fried. They're cheap and traditional fast-food.
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