Thought so. Which is why I didn't inquire more thoroughly. At first I thought it was him April Fool'ing you, which would've been bad, but the fact that this didn't fit with his previously known personality traits AND the fact that you continued being very subtle about it indicated that it was you April Fool'ing us.
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Which would have made showing up at his workplace as his new co-worker priceless... but sadly, this did not transpire.