Ah yes.

[azurelunatic]

Part I of the "This is adolescence. Welcome to hell." discussion has already happened.

Little Fayoumis asked me, while I was working out, what the black dots under my arm there were. (I was wearing a tank top.) Told him that it was hair, really short hair, and when your body decides it's going to start being a grown-up, it starts growing hair in your armpits and stuff.

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[weruletheschool.livejournal.com]

Or you could tell him that it is a tiny, alien colony. If it weren't for the way that kids spread everything they hear/see at home to all of their classmates (and random people in public places, i.e., grocery stores and malls) I would tell my children the strangest things. But...ya, well.

[azurelunatic]

I've never been a fan of lying to kids.

No, its

[dragontdc.livejournal.com]

Braille for blind men with no sense of smell, so they know it's your armpit. Or maybe they're tiny ventilation holes in your android carapace, and you're really a six-inch tall alien driving a woman-shaped vehicle, like the one in Men In Black.