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azurelunatic) wrote2001-09-19 04:19 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2001-09-19 04:19 pm
Ahhhh....
Miming "Your mom is such a shithead" to Sis has to have been one of the high points of my day and hers. First you indicate the person on the other end of the phone. Then you tap your head, and unscrew the top. Digging around inside, you come up empty. You make a sad face. Then, a brilliant idea strikes you!
You reach your free hand down towards your bottom, and dig around there. You take a handful, and put it inside your open-topped head. Another handful, and another, until the head is full. Then you screw the top of the head back on and wipe your hands off. Now there is something inside the formerly empty head!
Sis was convulsed in silent laughter while talking to the unfortunate lady.
You reach your free hand down towards your bottom, and dig around there. You take a handful, and put it inside your open-topped head. Another handful, and another, until the head is full. Then you screw the top of the head back on and wipe your hands off. Now there is something inside the formerly empty head!
Sis was convulsed in silent laughter while talking to the unfortunate lady.