Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
azurelunatic) wrote2003-05-01 08:11 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2003-05-01 08:11 pm
Catch o' th' Day
Of course the sorority girls are wasted on the Jello shots. The jello shots deserve something better than them.
They may want to meet me, but I doubt I'd want to meet them. Even if they are single. And in my area.
You are not my bank. DELETED!
I don't need bankruptcy services, or better alternatives. And how, precisely, did you come by that name?
I'm sure she is, but after all, you're the one who's married to her, not me. Enjoy.
Don't want that magazine, and we already have one of those.
You know what you can do with your better alternative. Perhaps it will also work as a lubricant?
No, thanks, I prefer 'em the same size as they are on my pretty, which is neither big nor small, but just nicely the right size.
They may want to meet me, but I doubt I'd want to meet them. Even if they are single. And in my area.
You are not my bank. DELETED!
I don't need bankruptcy services, or better alternatives. And how, precisely, did you come by that name?
I'm sure she is, but after all, you're the one who's married to her, not me. Enjoy.
Don't want that magazine, and we already have one of those.
You know what you can do with your better alternative. Perhaps it will also work as a lubricant?
No, thanks, I prefer 'em the same size as they are on my pretty, which is neither big nor small, but just nicely the right size.
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See, from here on I started hearing this read in a Strongbad voice...
It's very disturbing hearing Strongbad talk about his pretty. My mind went to this LoTR/Homestarrunner crossover place and I had to go lie down.
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I dare ya.