My tweets
- Fri, 15:05: (1/2) There was a meeting about the user experience of the helldesk so
- Fri, 15:05: (2/2) ftware. I had a few words: $!&÷£, ¥!#×&=, ₩+:●♧÷☆.
- Fri, 17:15: OH: In case of space fire, do not use the space elevator. Take the space stairs.
- Fri, 17:34: OH: Marsupials' pouches are reusable!
- Fri, 22:14: Purple misheard me: I did not have to ask what genus the cute receptionist is. I date within my phylum.
- Sat, 01:02: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 7/24/2015: 7,060 steps and 3.1 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
- Sat, 02:27: Feeling good. Endorphins are probably involved but whatevs.
- Sat, 04:31: New Tumblr Audio: http://t.co/CEHkcjTmqh http://t.co/YWf3mJS77w icyphantomshyguyeli: alphanerd001: rex-the-shepherd: dubstepblitz-an…
- Sat, 05:03: This afternoon I put copies of https://t.co/0airF6bWG5 on the work LGBTQ group table, as an excessively terrible pun.
- Sat, 08:57: RT @burjz: "thanks for having me over for Christmas! i love your ornaments. what's this one... [starts weeping uncontrollably]" http://t.co…