2015-11-24

azurelunatic: Black and white picture of comedy duo Laurel & Hardy. (Laurel & Hardy)
2015-11-24 12:29 am

BEARD THO

Purple got snagged by lb and Mr. Netflix for lunch today, since lb and Mr. Netflix were the only representatives of the department actually in the department for lunch. Thus it was that I did not see Purple in person until it was time to go home.

I managed to wait until we were outside to apologetically point out that I would be having a worse time than expected for the next couple weeks because I'd trained pretty hard on Bearded Purple, so Beardless Purple was essentially a stranger (with, for bonus points, a smile a hell of a lot like Figment's).

It's going to be a super weird couple weeks. I'm going to be double-taking a lot.

lb had immediately given him shit upon seeing it. Purple did mention his reason for doing it, and it's a reason I fully endorse beyond the "dude, it's ... your beard? and you're the boss of your beard?" position ... but dang, I still have a hard time recognizing him without it. Despite having known him for quite some time without it, I still learned his face with it due to his directory picture.

<lb> I think we should give him some beard products
<lb> beard products are a hint to beard harder
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2015-11-24 12:05 pm
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  • Mon, 13:10: Recent dating simile: like no matter how much AK-47 Guy has his shit together now we are still not going back to his place ever ever *ever*
  • Mon, 18:57: RT @mjg59: Today is say a preemptive thank you to your support team day because if it was Slack this afternoon it might be you tomorrow
  • Mon, 23:36: One of my minor functions is to explain the non-obvious problems with urban chicken-keeping (egg yelling, alarm calls) to would-be owners.
  • Tue, 00:03: "Is that a camera in your cleavage?" (Squishy tits are great for hugs. Poky metal contraptions are ... kinda not.)
  • Tue, 01:05: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 11/23/2015: 13,571 steps and 5.9 miles traveled. https://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
  • Tue, 01:06: @oakandsage so guess who has started reading Kushiel's Dart?
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  • Tue, 06:08: RT @kindofstrange: I see too many start ups pay for a fleet of developers... then leave their frontline communications w/customers to unpai…
  • Tue, 08:25: Today's BPAL: The Doom of Beauty. Interesting! I'm not sure what I think of violet.