My tweets

• Sun, 16:47: RT @elfsternberg: If anyone in Kent lost a big, feral cock, it's on Old Fishing Hole Park on the bike trail. https://t.co/BH8Zv78GkK
• Sun, 16:50: RT @haboonnur: so I'm at the bathroom of whataburger and there's this couple fuckin there smh why let your man fuck you at whataburger go t…
• Sun, 16:50: RT @haboonnur: You're worth way more than a fast food resturant, at least make him wine and dine you at a fancy place
• Sun, 16:50: RT @amaditalks: That's your moral lesson of the day: if someone wants to fuck you in a public bathroom make them take you to Olive Garden.
• Sun, 20:07: RT @rahaeli: RT if you have known at least one dude who differs from Kilgrave only in degree + superpowers #JessicaJones
• Sun, 20:08: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Whenever you wanna say "so easy your grandma could do it," remember they're the ones who built the SR-71. With slide …
• Sun, 20:21: RT @rsocialskills: People call medication a crutch pejoratively, but I think we should embrace that positively. Crutches aren't bad. They a…
• Sun, 20:21: RT @rsocialskills: Medication doesn't give us normal brains any more than crutches give people normal legs. And it works better if we under…
• Sun, 21:48: RT @AndreaWoo: Everyone who aspired to write the greatest headline ever can give up now. http://t.co/LNsIQorxHH
• Sun, 21:49: RT @scalzi: The Scamperbeasts have colonized the bed. https://t.co/0b9V7ghEcl

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