azurelunatic | My tweets

Mon, 13:10: Recent dating simile: like no matter how much AK-47 Guy has his shit together now we are still not going back to his place ever ever *ever*
Mon, 18:57: RT @mjg59: Today is say a preemptive thank you to your support team day because if it was Slack this afternoon it might be you tomorrow
Mon, 23:36: One of my minor functions is to explain the non-obvious problems with urban chicken-keeping (egg yelling, alarm calls) to would-be owners.
Tue, 00:03: "Is that a camera in your cleavage?" (Squishy tits are great for hugs. Poky metal contraptions are ... kinda not.)
Tue, 01:05: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 11/23/2015: 13,571 steps and 5.9 miles traveled. https://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
Tue, 01:06: @oakandsage so guess who has started reading Kushiel's Dart?
Tue, 01:58: RT @andrewducker: xkcd: 10 Questions with Randall Munroe (answered in cartoon form) https://t.co/S4sYU6Uv14
Tue, 06:08: RT @kindofstrange: I see too many start ups pay for a fleet of developers... then leave their frontline communications w/customers to unpai…
Tue, 08:25: Today's BPAL: The Doom of Beauty. Interesting! I'm not sure what I think of violet.