The Pomelo is Mightier than the Cantaloupe.

[azurelunatic]

Pictures.

Two pomelos, the largest of the citrus family. They are approximately the size of a cantaloupe.

Dad (think a six-foot something Santa Claus in blue jeans and a T-shirt that says "Friend") with pomelos stuffed under his shirt. The effect is of a proportional set of falsies. Eldest Aunt cradles one, to keep it from falling out the bottom. Eldest Aunt is wearing shorts and a short floral crop-top/jog bra.

Dad smirks down at his pomelo-stuffed T-shirt. Eldest Aunt cradles one pomelo to keep it from falling out the bottom, while grinning widely in a near grimace (her usual face for posed pictures). They face Guide Dog Aunt (out of frame) as she photographs them. Mama is in the background, looking dubious at this whole state of affairs.

Comments

[nanila]

Eheheeee, your Dad looks very pleased with his pomelo-bosom!

[azurelunatic]

He certainly does!

[chaos_by_design]

Being flat-chested, I've always gotten amusement out of putting fruit into my shirts where boobs should be. Hee.

[azurelunatic]

Which fruits are most helpful? :D

[jesse_the_k]

This looks like an entirely amusing gathering.

The first photo has a remarkable perspective thing going on. On first glance, I interpreted bearded-man with glasses holding toddler to be a photo in a frame resting on the kitchen counter.

[azurelunatic]

My family is rarely boring.

The pomelo picture was taken after the fact to provide some perspective of what the fruits were like when not being employed for humor. Formerly Delinquent Cousin is there in the background with Train Enthusiast Smolcousin. Not sure whose elbow that is next to him.