Men. Pfa!

[azurelunatic]

[Poll #134767]

Comments

[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

cockhobbit?
COCKHOBBIT?

*splorfs grapefruit soda onto the desk*
AHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH :XD

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because his cock was stuck in a hobbit....

oh god, what few brain cells I have...

I would have to guess something completely different for the moment, knowing so little in details. Lj being snitty, my marathon sleep session today and etc I've not been keeping up very well :(

[tsjafo.livejournal.com]

Cockhobbit? I've never heard the term before.

[popefelix.livejournal.com]

Mr. Shallow is an asshat cockhobbit fucktard schmuck of the first water!

[grifyn.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming that a cockhobbit is a bad thing.

Why do you call him Mr. Shallow, by the way? I mean, it's fairly self-explanatory, but what's the specific reason?

Mr. Shallow is

[dragontdc.livejournal.com]

missing out on the opportunity of a lifetime.

[eisenhund.livejournal.com]

...a disgrace to the Y chromosome.

[redshoeson.livejournal.com]

Answer #1: Smart.

Answer #2: has respect for his body (and yours).

Re: Men. Pfa!

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

My vote would be for foolish but I have a different set of preferences than he does.

If I was feeling bitchy, I would say that I've successfully shed my societal programming of wanting bony chicks but I'm not, so I won't.