Men. Pfa!

[azurelunatic]

[Poll #134767]

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[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

cockhobbit?
COCKHOBBIT?

*splorfs grapefruit soda onto the desk*
AHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH :XD

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because his cock was stuck in a hobbit....

oh god, what few brain cells I have...

I would have to guess something completely different for the moment, knowing so little in details. Lj being snitty, my marathon sleep session today and etc I've not been keeping up very well :(

[snowelf.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA, what a dirty mind...I love it. Cockhobbit is a good term.

[azurelunatic]

*blinks* though everyone might not draw those conclusions. I was thinking half-hobbit, half-rooster, myself.

Re:

[snowelf.livejournal.com]

LOL, that is also a good insult.

[azurelunatic]

Not to worry. I laid the whole thing out for you (and other newcomers to this journal) right here.

[azurelunatic]

And that's delightfully sick.

...Though a hobbit's cock being stuck in a rooster would also be amusing.

[tsjafo.livejournal.com]

Cockhobbit? I've never heard the term before.

[azurelunatic]

Not sure who said it first, but someone said it before me. I can't remember who of my friends list, though.

Must be someone on Rainy's list as well, though.

[popefelix.livejournal.com]

Mr. Shallow is an asshat cockhobbit fucktard schmuck of the first water!

[azurelunatic]

How did I manage to miss schmuck?

[grifyn.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming that a cockhobbit is a bad thing.

Why do you call him Mr. Shallow, by the way? I mean, it's fairly self-explanatory, but what's the specific reason?

[azurelunatic]

The sad and sordid story is all typed up for your reading pleasure.

[grifyn.livejournal.com]

He will think of all this 10-15 years down the road. He'll realize that you were right, and he'll realize that -- with the testosterone, Madison Avenue-programming haze gone from his eyes -- that you were pretty as he remembers you. He'll feel a sort of vacant ache somewhere in his brain, or lower, or maybe in that area where his dick no longer resides.

[azurelunatic]

*sigh* It's so hard to separate his shallow side from my very cool friend.

Mr. Shallow is

[dragontdc.livejournal.com]

missing out on the opportunity of a lifetime.

Re: Mr. Shallow is

[azurelunatic]

Damn straight.

[eisenhund.livejournal.com]

...a disgrace to the Y chromosome.

[azurelunatic]

True, true.

[redshoeson.livejournal.com]

Answer #1: Smart.

Answer #2: has respect for his body (and yours).

[azurelunatic]

True, true. But those are more true of his gentlemanly side, who I'm still very good friends with, rather than his Mr. Shallow side, who is the one I was cussing out.

Re: Men. Pfa!

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

My vote would be for foolish but I have a different set of preferences than he does.

If I was feeling bitchy, I would say that I've successfully shed my societal programming of wanting bony chicks but I'm not, so I won't.

Re: Men. Pfa!

[azurelunatic]

It soooo sucks when the right men have the wrong taste in women.