Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 (
azurelunatic) wrote2003-05-14 04:39 pm
*snicker* Bad database jokes.
Mr. Burns was discussing triggers with the class today, and I raised my hand and asked what I thought would be a very obvious snarky question.
"So, Dot Matrix's virgin alarm in Spaceballs would be a trigger that fires before an INSERT?"
Not as many people as I would have thought would laugh about it did. I was slightly hung-over, however, so it may not have come out as clearly as I had been thinking it should. After class, Burns and I discussed it, and it turns out that not only was I right, but he found it very funny.
"So, Dot Matrix's virgin alarm in Spaceballs would be a trigger that fires before an INSERT?"
Not as many people as I would have thought would laugh about it did. I was slightly hung-over, however, so it may not have come out as clearly as I had been thinking it should. After class, Burns and I discussed it, and it turns out that not only was I right, but he found it very funny.

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