Discussion about virgins.

[azurelunatic]

Mmmmm. I am happy.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadesong/896950.html?thread=9543094#t9543094

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[technocracygirl.livejournal.com]

Darn it! Bloody protected entries. ;)

I just think it's interesting to see what people think of virginity. Especially since I'm doing some impressive talmudic hair-splitting to keep mine. Bill Clinton ain't got nothng on me. ;)

[azurelunatic]

Hee, hee.

This, actually, was discussion of a former virgin, male, and how he was mistaken for a non-virgin by she who he donated his virginity to.

The discussion:

[azurelunatic]

Rainy:
Your comment: Oooh, go for it. #1 thing about virgins: they have no bad habits to unlearn! You can train them to do you just the way you like it. :)

Yes, yes, yes! Amen! And I've been lucky, too...they usually do tend to be very talented. As one put it, "I've had a lot of time to think about this, and what I want to do." :)

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Me:
Hee hee.

There's one almost-virgin that I'm dying to get my hands on. He's good to the point where his first was privately wondering to me if he had been a virgin, OK??

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Rainy:
Ok! Wow. :)

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Me:
I think you can guess who it is.

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Rainy:
Oh, I can. :)

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Me:
Hee.

Yeah.

So he and his girl got it on, and afterwards she was wondering to me if he had been, in fact, a virgin, and I reassured her. He'd evidently had a *lot* of time to think about things, and did things very well.

When I think about him, I usually think about him in a nonsexual, very innocent manner, so when his sexual side comes out at me, I *melt*.

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Ro:
He'd evidently had a *lot* of time to think about things, and did things very well.

Lewis: "Jocks only think about sports; nerds only think about sex."

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Me:
Heh. Heh.

Which is why nerd boyfriends are such a good plan.

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Re: The discussion:

[technocracygirl.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'm all that good, but part of that is the overwhelming sensation. I want to feel it, and I tend to lose track of everything else that I'm doing. Thank G-d my boyfriend (also a nerd) likes to watch me. So my shtick is that I want to experience, and his is that he gets off by making me get off. It works quite well.

Re: The discussion:

[azurelunatic]

That works.

[redshoeson.livejournal.com]

Protected entry.

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Relevant bits now reproduced in comment here. :)