Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
azurelunatic) wrote2003-05-25 02:32 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2003-05-25 02:32 pm
The TMI Meme
Spell your first name backwards?
noaj
The story behind your lj user name?
Ex-nun Malkavian, former personality.
Are you a lesbian?
Bisexual.
Where do you live?
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templeravenmoon, Phoenix, AZ, USA, N. American Continent, Terra, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy.
How many people have you blown that you then didn't fuck?
While Ro's answer, blowing is fucking, delights me... Evil Mick and I did not have penetrative sex, nor did he return the favor... nor did he really *need* to. Ohman. Oooohhhhhhhhhhhh. *snicker*
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evealone gave me my merit badge (well after I'd earned it; I probably earned it at 17) and petted my hair.
Describe your:
CD in stereo right now?
None.
Tattoos?
None, but I likely will have the condensed graphical version of my Name inked on me at some point.
Piercings?
Three. One right ear, two left ear. The second one on the left ear, by the way, was supposed to have been for a ruby stud earring, though my reason for wearing it was invalidated by the time I got the piercing at 18. Geek points for those who can correctly name the book and author, and the reason for wearing it. Hint: it's not Betan, but there is a very twisty & turny link.
What you are wearing now?
Hypoallergenic metal stud in third piercing. My patience ring on my left hand; my old engagement ring on my right hand. (The one to the Lady E, duh.) Glasses. Underpants. A black slinky plastic skirt pulled up like a B.C. dress. A blanket around my shoulders. A blue scrunchy in my hair.
Cologne/Perfume?
Usually, none. Yesterday, I think Aphrodesia, scented oil form. Most common purfumes on me include that, Exclamation Noir, something I've brewed myself, or something from my extensive collection of interesting scents.
Hair?
Goes down to my shoulderblades. Very wavy, almost curly. Dark brown/black; naturally dark brown, bleached by Arizona sun, dyed black. Currently, far too messy and up in a scrunchy.
Who or What (was/is/are):
In my mouth?
Was?
An interesting variety of good friends, good meals, dental tools, chewing gum, not-so-good meals, hair (I used to chew on my hair, much to my mother's dismay), the ends of my glasses, and various baby toys.
Currently?
The lingering taste of my breakfast (pizza); several fillings; a hole that needs to be re-filled, soon; a civil tongue.
In my heart?
Darkside. My pretty. Little Fayoumis. My here-family and there-family. My everywhere-else family.
The most important thing on my hard drive?
My novel-in-progress. I'd say that even if the drivers for the DSL modem weren't on there.
The most important thing on the web?
I'll go with Ro, and say Google. The most important thing to me on the web is probably LJ, because it's a prosthetic brain to me, as well as a communications tool.
Three of your favorite movies?
Much Ado About Nothing, Fight the Future, and, as a random piss-my-pants comedy, a Police Academy.
The last thing you ate?
Pizza. Homemade, turkey pepperoni, onions, black olives, mushrooms. Mmm.
Your favourite sandwich?
BLT. Homemade. My way.
What do you want done with your body when you die?
Waste not, want not. It's the Betan way. Other than that, my family's preference seems to be cremation. I have no objections.
Who is your worst enemy?
I'll go with Ro's answer. Myself.
Ever been to Belgium?
Nope.
Ever been to Belize?
Nope.
Can you eat with chopsticks?
Not as well as I used to be able to. I can tell the difference between the words that are said kwai-dz and chow-dz; that was one of the problems I had, growing up, was learning those words and remembering which was which.
What are 5 cities you wouldn't mind relocating to?
1. Fairbanks.
2. Ester. (I'm cheating.)
3. Fox. (I'm really cheating.)
4. College. (I'm really really cheating.)
5. ...and I refuse to cheat and say North Pole; therefore I shall pick L.A.
(Cities 2-4 can be considered to be outlying parts of Fairbanks. North Pole is 20 minutes away from Fairbanks, but sadly, it is also where the loony Jesus Freaks live. So no. Not there. Plus it has too much wind chill.)
What's something that you wish people would understand?
My multiples are an integral part of me; they are not the cause of my problems. None of my multiples are inherently dangerous to well-intentioned and considerate people.
What is something you're pretty sure you don't understand?
Why people will choose to lie to themselves over and over and over and over. Why people will choose to marry a beloved that they have to lie to.
3 most obscure fic kinks?
The pairing snarky/sarcastic/prickly!Male/brilliant!Female. Draco/Hermione works wonders; Snape/Hermione can be made to work as well. Mulder/Scully is an old favorite.
I get, as a writer, off on spooking/squicking readers, even when I would be disgusted by what I was writing if I was thinking about it like that. I squicked Amy Fortuna!! I enjoy writing somewhat disgusting concepts well, and in-character. (I slashed Hermione/Rita, Harry/Peeves, and comatose!Harry/comatose!Draco. Believably, somewhat.)
UST is where it's at.
The genre character you would sell your beloved to fuck?
My beloved is a legal Draco Malfoy, only without a Death Eater as a father. To be sure, he's a NotReallyEvilJustWrittenThatWay!Draco, but still... Mine.
noaj
The story behind your lj user name?
Ex-nun Malkavian, former personality.
Are you a lesbian?
Bisexual.
Where do you live?
templeravenmoon, Phoenix, AZ, USA, N. American Continent, Terra, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy. How many people have you blown that you then didn't fuck?
While Ro's answer, blowing is fucking, delights me... Evil Mick and I did not have penetrative sex, nor did he return the favor... nor did he really *need* to. Ohman. Oooohhhhhhhhhhhh. *snicker*
evealone gave me my merit badge (well after I'd earned it; I probably earned it at 17) and petted my hair. Describe your:
CD in stereo right now?
None.
Tattoos?
None, but I likely will have the condensed graphical version of my Name inked on me at some point.
Piercings?
Three. One right ear, two left ear. The second one on the left ear, by the way, was supposed to have been for a ruby stud earring, though my reason for wearing it was invalidated by the time I got the piercing at 18. Geek points for those who can correctly name the book and author, and the reason for wearing it. Hint: it's not Betan, but there is a very twisty & turny link.
What you are wearing now?
Hypoallergenic metal stud in third piercing. My patience ring on my left hand; my old engagement ring on my right hand. (The one to the Lady E, duh.) Glasses. Underpants. A black slinky plastic skirt pulled up like a B.C. dress. A blanket around my shoulders. A blue scrunchy in my hair.
Cologne/Perfume?
Usually, none. Yesterday, I think Aphrodesia, scented oil form. Most common purfumes on me include that, Exclamation Noir, something I've brewed myself, or something from my extensive collection of interesting scents.
Hair?
Goes down to my shoulderblades. Very wavy, almost curly. Dark brown/black; naturally dark brown, bleached by Arizona sun, dyed black. Currently, far too messy and up in a scrunchy.
Who or What (was/is/are):
In my mouth?
Was?
An interesting variety of good friends, good meals, dental tools, chewing gum, not-so-good meals, hair (I used to chew on my hair, much to my mother's dismay), the ends of my glasses, and various baby toys.
Currently?
The lingering taste of my breakfast (pizza); several fillings; a hole that needs to be re-filled, soon; a civil tongue.
In my heart?
Darkside. My pretty. Little Fayoumis. My here-family and there-family. My everywhere-else family.
The most important thing on my hard drive?
My novel-in-progress. I'd say that even if the drivers for the DSL modem weren't on there.
The most important thing on the web?
I'll go with Ro, and say Google. The most important thing to me on the web is probably LJ, because it's a prosthetic brain to me, as well as a communications tool.
Three of your favorite movies?
Much Ado About Nothing, Fight the Future, and, as a random piss-my-pants comedy, a Police Academy.
The last thing you ate?
Pizza. Homemade, turkey pepperoni, onions, black olives, mushrooms. Mmm.
Your favourite sandwich?
BLT. Homemade. My way.
What do you want done with your body when you die?
Waste not, want not. It's the Betan way. Other than that, my family's preference seems to be cremation. I have no objections.
Who is your worst enemy?
I'll go with Ro's answer. Myself.
Ever been to Belgium?
Nope.
Ever been to Belize?
Nope.
Can you eat with chopsticks?
Not as well as I used to be able to. I can tell the difference between the words that are said kwai-dz and chow-dz; that was one of the problems I had, growing up, was learning those words and remembering which was which.
What are 5 cities you wouldn't mind relocating to?
1. Fairbanks.
2. Ester. (I'm cheating.)
3. Fox. (I'm really cheating.)
4. College. (I'm really really cheating.)
5. ...and I refuse to cheat and say North Pole; therefore I shall pick L.A.
(Cities 2-4 can be considered to be outlying parts of Fairbanks. North Pole is 20 minutes away from Fairbanks, but sadly, it is also where the loony Jesus Freaks live. So no. Not there. Plus it has too much wind chill.)
What's something that you wish people would understand?
My multiples are an integral part of me; they are not the cause of my problems. None of my multiples are inherently dangerous to well-intentioned and considerate people.
What is something you're pretty sure you don't understand?
Why people will choose to lie to themselves over and over and over and over. Why people will choose to marry a beloved that they have to lie to.
3 most obscure fic kinks?
The pairing snarky/sarcastic/prickly!Male/brilliant!Female. Draco/Hermione works wonders; Snape/Hermione can be made to work as well. Mulder/Scully is an old favorite.
I get, as a writer, off on spooking/squicking readers, even when I would be disgusted by what I was writing if I was thinking about it like that. I squicked Amy Fortuna!! I enjoy writing somewhat disgusting concepts well, and in-character. (I slashed Hermione/Rita, Harry/Peeves, and comatose!Harry/comatose!Draco. Believably, somewhat.)
UST is where it's at.
The genre character you would sell your beloved to fuck?
My beloved is a legal Draco Malfoy, only without a Death Eater as a father. To be sure, he's a NotReallyEvilJustWrittenThatWay!Draco, but still... Mine.