Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
azurelunatic) wrote2003-05-31 02:43 am
azurelunatic) wrote2003-05-31 02:43 am
Things I Believe (for whatever reason) (blame minakochan)
Relationships.
Either party may be the one to ask the other out.
I am happy if you are friendly-flirting with me, but I am unhappy when your flirtatious behaviour sets of my danger signals.
Clear skin, pretty hair, pretty clothes, a good body, and a classically handsome face do not make you attractive to me. If you turn out to be an asshole after I get to know you, I'll think you're butt-ugly. *cough*Isaiah*cough*
A man should be as tall as or taller than me, and definitely strong enough to dance properly with me.
A man should open doors for me.
A man should not get pissed off when I open doors for him.
A man should not embarrass me with gifts that are too expensive when I am not in a position to reciprocate.
A man should not shower gifts upon me in an attempt to win my affections. He should give me things because he knows they will delight me, or not at all.
A man should not tell me that I am cute, pretty, beautiful, et cetera, if he doesn't believe it. A man's social lie about appearance should be limited to "You look OK" if he thinks I am not lovely.
I am apt to believe that any man who tells me how lovely I am just wants to get laid.
I get frustrated when your body says that yes, you want to take me right here right now, and you deny that you're thinking anything of the sort. I understand when you admit that your body desperately wants me, but you have mental problems with this issue.
Either party may be the one to ask the other out.
I am happy if you are friendly-flirting with me, but I am unhappy when your flirtatious behaviour sets of my danger signals.
Clear skin, pretty hair, pretty clothes, a good body, and a classically handsome face do not make you attractive to me. If you turn out to be an asshole after I get to know you, I'll think you're butt-ugly. *cough*Isaiah*cough*
A man should be as tall as or taller than me, and definitely strong enough to dance properly with me.
A man should open doors for me.
A man should not get pissed off when I open doors for him.
A man should not embarrass me with gifts that are too expensive when I am not in a position to reciprocate.
A man should not shower gifts upon me in an attempt to win my affections. He should give me things because he knows they will delight me, or not at all.
A man should not tell me that I am cute, pretty, beautiful, et cetera, if he doesn't believe it. A man's social lie about appearance should be limited to "You look OK" if he thinks I am not lovely.
I am apt to believe that any man who tells me how lovely I am just wants to get laid.
I get frustrated when your body says that yes, you want to take me right here right now, and you deny that you're thinking anything of the sort. I understand when you admit that your body desperately wants me, but you have mental problems with this issue.
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