Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
azurelunatic) wrote2003-06-05 10:58 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2003-06-05 10:58 pm
Bobbit, blender.
Today the subject of BJ came up. I mentioned that day at the little magic store. BJ came away from that encounter believing that Darkside was at least a few inches taller than BJ's own 6'2".
Darkside is a slight and slender 5'7".
I told him this today, outright, and he laughed, sunnily amused. How odd. He had just been acting normal that day, too...
Later, the topic of what my parents thought of various of my friends came up. My parents had put up with BJ, somewhat dubiously, because he evidently made me happy, at that point. Somehow, the idea of me speaking to BJ again came up, and I was somewhat firm about not liking the idea.
"Maybe you could Bobbitize him," Darkside suggested. After confirming that yes, that was what he'd actually said, I gleefully agreed, and suggested involving a blender. Darkside approved of this refinement. "So they couldn't sew it back on," he said, with anticipatory schadenfreude.
Beg pardon if I'm wrong, but... don't men usually wince at the thought of someone's privates getting mangled? Even the privates of an enemy?
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rainstorm13 commented, "I'd definitely never expect that out of a man. Maybe a wincing reluctant agreement after you laid out your case for it, but never for one to volunteer the idea." Which was about what I'd thought.
This is definitely... odd.
Darkside is a slight and slender 5'7".
I told him this today, outright, and he laughed, sunnily amused. How odd. He had just been acting normal that day, too...
Later, the topic of what my parents thought of various of my friends came up. My parents had put up with BJ, somewhat dubiously, because he evidently made me happy, at that point. Somehow, the idea of me speaking to BJ again came up, and I was somewhat firm about not liking the idea.
"Maybe you could Bobbitize him," Darkside suggested. After confirming that yes, that was what he'd actually said, I gleefully agreed, and suggested involving a blender. Darkside approved of this refinement. "So they couldn't sew it back on," he said, with anticipatory schadenfreude.
Beg pardon if I'm wrong, but... don't men usually wince at the thought of someone's privates getting mangled? Even the privates of an enemy?
rainstorm13 commented, "I'd definitely never expect that out of a man. Maybe a wincing reluctant agreement after you laid out your case for it, but never for one to volunteer the idea." Which was about what I'd thought. This is definitely... odd.
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I'm just boggled that someone who doesn't get involved in anything would be so delightedly suggesting that my ex and his cock need to be parted.