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[azurelunatic]

Was brewing a candle when the phone rang. It was sithjawa, which was actually rather appropriate. Had a silly conversation, most of which I don't remember, as I was brewing said candle.

I do recall that, upon my comment, "That's a big-ass candle!" there was debate.

When I say, "big-ass candle", this means that the ass of the candle is to be interpreted as big, rather than said candle being an overly-large candle intended for the ass.

(Commentary: is ass-candling anything like ear candling?)

I was growing less and less coherent the further the conversation progressed, and, unhappily, the conversation ended with a long silence that makes me suspect Evil Cellphone Demons at play.

Ah well.

TMI Candy!!

Comments

[nalidoll.livejournal.com]

actually, yes. ass-candling is like ear-candling.
they actually make them.

hmm.. where did i see that link...??

[azurelunatic]

Eeek! And that was a joke!

[stronae.livejournal.com]

Right. It's all about the hyphenation. You've used the correct "big-ass candle", as opposed to "big ass candle". So long as your speech is clear, there shouldn't be confusion. :)

[azurelunatic]

When both are tired and silly... Hehe.

[sithjawa.livejournal.com]

Yah, my cell phone decided to stop working in my apartment again...

[azurelunatic]

JOY!!