Jealousy (or not)

[azurelunatic]

digitalambience gets sexually harassed in the "ha ha funny" way at his workplace. So I suppose it's not really harassment if he's not feeling like his ass is harassed.

But at any rate, we discussed his towel rack (it's evidently been upgraded from a washcloth rack) (and he has tested that it does in fact hold towels now), and he talked with great delight about how he is the Oral Sex King when it comes to pleasuring women.

I was just about rolling my eyes here, mouth twitching, and he admitted that he was saying all this to make me jealous.

I was amused, because I was very much not jealous. Yes, some oral sex would be nice, but unless you're Darkside, I'm not taking donations right now. (And if you were Darkside and offering to do something with me, you and I would be having a serious heart-to-heart about exactly why my love for you bothers you so deeply before you get anywhere under my pants.)

I mentioned the thing where I am not getting any right now. I think it's been nine days.

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[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I wonder if my sex drive just isn't up to snuff. I go for months, sometimes over a year, without a sex partner. And not in the 'I can't get anyone' sense, but in the 'eh, I don't feel like getting into casual sex and I haven't found an SO, and don't currently have any 'friends with benefits', etc'.

And I can go for extended periods of time without masturbation - just doesn't occur to me, or it does at odd times when it isn't feasible, etc. I think I think about sex often enough, I just don't feel a strong physical desire for it to match my dirty mind.

[azurelunatic]

My sex drive does things like that too, on occasion. But it is highly unusual for me to be horny, and in a position to do something about it, and not.

I used to meticulously track my masturbation, as I wanted to see if there was any sort of pattern that went with my period. I didn't notice one.