Gods help us if you ask me for an LJ code when I'm in a snarky mood already.

[azurelunatic]

MatthewLangfordP (3:57:49 PM): hey...i was searching lj and i was wondering if u had a code..sorry cuz i know this is weird lol, but id appreciate if u had one and were willing to give it to my friend
AzureLunatic (3:58:12 PM): Sorry, not with spelling like that.
MatthewLangfordP (3:58:24 PM): alright
MatthewLangfordP (3:58:50 PM): what if i fix it up lol
AzureLunatic (3:59:30 PM): Try elsewhere; thank you for increasing the surreality of my day, and have a good one yourself. :-)

Comments

[grinnmn.livejournal.com]

I hate getting hit up by random people for LJ codes.

[azurelunatic]

I shall make like some undead AOLer and say, "Me too!"

[ruisseau.livejournal.com]

slightly off topic...I came home today and there was a Kazaa message window up. It was in Spanish. Thank gods for all those years in HS, I was able to translate and send the guy a terse reply. Where do these people come from?

[azurelunatic]

Dunno. Cthulu's socks?

[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

and.....there goes the gatorade all over the computer again. That's the SECOND time today I've had to haul out the mop!

Please tell me I can quote that on metaquotes to the effect of:

Someone asked where a particular type of obnoxious person came from, and azurelunatic replied "dunno, Cuthulu's socks?"

[azurelunatic]

Go right ahead!

Ettiquite on my journal for quoting me: Go ahead and toss me a link if it's on a public post; ask if it's locked.

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[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

okay, I thought the post was locked but wasn't certain....of we go to Metaquotes!

[azurelunatic]

Whee!

[azurelunatic]

Aww, shit. It's locked. *facepalm*

Right, 'cause I tend to lock IMs in some way, but for metaquotes I'll unlock it.

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[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

I just typed the situation out, unless it's a really long post we don't link to the post, we just comment on it. One of the rules is though that if it's locked we have to ask for permission to post the funny part. :)

[azurelunatic]

Hee.

My journal's in a constant state of insanity.

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[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

join the club.

I thought of you today! We took the inlaws up to ausble chasm (oh my god, I have to got to get the pics developed and post them, amazing. They call it the grand canyon of the east, but it's much more beautiful because of the forest all around it)

Anyway, we drove through lake george and one of the putt putt places has a man made waterfall dyed bright blue!

[azurelunatic]

*snerk*

Yay! Yay yay!

[9thmoon.livejournal.com]

The last random person I refused an lj code to said "Why dont u luve me" and I said, "You have to ask?"

[azurelunatic]

*snerk*

[boojum.livejournal.com]

"I only love people who can pass fifth grade."

"Oh, I do! My precious, my only, my love...we are getting married at 3, right?"

"Why don't I...oh, there's a smudge or something on that 'a'. I don't lave you because I assume you can wash yourself. Besides, washcloth-over-IP doesn't work terribly well yet."

[9thmoon.livejournal.com]

*grin*
I try not to waste wit on those who don't earn it. I have little enough to spare!

[lugh.livejournal.com]

to paraphrase:
"never enter a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent"
:)

[azurelunatic]

Hmmm. *starts the mental kettle brewing for a round at battle_of_wit

[dawn-again.livejournal.com]

Yanno Im sorely tempted to unlock AIM just to see if I get any of those. They could be such fun to play with.

[azurelunatic]

I have it set on "display accept/reject box from strangers". That way, I know if it's someone I've added for whatever reason, or not.

Re: LJ codes

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

I had someone offer to send me nude pictures (sorry, nood pix) for an LJ code. I told them that I prefer stories and that pictures of them were probably illegal. I got a *pout* and nothing more. It was amusing at least.

Re: LJ codes

[azurelunatic]

*snicker*

[ataniell93.livejournal.com]

Why would some completely random stranger think I'd give them anything?

[azurelunatic]

'Cause they're too young to know better, it reads like.