I love House of Ill Faith: BJ

[azurelunatic]

> Let me get this straight (well, as straight as
> someone
> like me can ever get anything). Your ex wanted you
> to
> become a born again Christian when he himself was a
> Satanist? (Which is the only explanation I can think
> of.) I take it he wasn't a normal church of Satan
> Laveyan either.

Dead-on. Evidently he vacillated between Satanist and
Not-Satanist during his high school years, and the
times when he was most active in attempting to recruit
for his Christian church, he was evidently Satanic.

Which, combined with the rest of him, leads to the
very strong conclusion that he was just NUTS.

He did, however, eventually learn how to accept "No"
for an answer when he invited people to come with him
to his church on Sunday. He asked me one too many
times after I'd already declined, so I took the
counter-argument to direct ad hominem, then retrieved
all the pieces of his glasses, handed them to him, and
stomped off. He chilled out a bit after that.