Fwd: Top 12 Lines Used by Star Wars Fans

[azurelunatic]

Top 12 Pick-Up Lines Used by Star Wars Fans

12. Hey, beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?
11. Your place or my Mom's?
10. I . . . uh . . . ummm . . . I . . . uh . . . (slaps own forehead) Stupid! STOO-pid!
9. You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend.
8. I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.
7. Date, or date not-there is no let's just friends be.
6. If you only knew the power of the Dork Side.
5. How's about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?
4. Nice buns, princess! On your head, that is.
3. Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!
2. If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-the-box action figure, would you hold it against me?
1. I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up. Want a Milk Dud?

SA Rach forwarded this one to SA-talk back when it was still around.

Comments

Bwahaha! Those are hilarious!

[weruletheschool.livejournal.com]

I like number 10, because that isn't even necessarily for Star Wars geeks--it's for any bumbling idiot!

...that has happened to me quite a few times...

Re: Bwahaha! Those are hilarious!

[azurelunatic]

Yep.

[redshoeson.livejournal.com]

#8 is the BEST! ^_^

[azurelunatic]

I used #7 on ralmathon at one point, I think.

[grifyn.livejournal.com]

3. Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!

::falls over laughing::

Hey, how many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Fish!

[azurelunatic]

My personal favorite still has to be #1, though. There's just something about Milk Duds.