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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2003-07-10 03:47 am

Fic rec

http://www.bantrim.net/SlipoftheTongue.htm Snape/Lockhart, humor, not for kids

http://inkstain.slashcity.net/isf/archive/6/througha.html Snape/Harry, not humor, not for kids

http://www.amanuensis1.com/ficrecs.html a whole bloody page of fic recs, where those two come from, and she writes well herself.

[identity profile] kittydragon.livejournal.com 2003-07-10 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Murrrrr I read that second one. Wery neat. Would you call this porn with plot? or plot with porn? maybe neither, but its sexy.

[identity profile] amberite.livejournal.com 2003-07-11 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
He didn't even want to think about Voldemort. Sex with the Dark Lord was much like being mauled by a very large, rotting gerbil with incredibly foul breath. Happily since becoming discorporeal, he hadn't bothered much with Snape. Voldemort had other relief closer at hand. Served Pettigrew right for being such an arse-kisser, the little rat. Still, when he'd been wanted, it had been obvious. "Sssssnape! On your kneeeeeeees!" didn't leave a lot of room for interpretation.

WAAAAAUGH! This cracks me up.