From the HoIF list, this legal gem:

[azurelunatic]

"...the Court suggests that Plaintiff's lovable counsel had best upgrade to a nice shiny No. 2 pencil or at least sharpen what's left of the stubs of his crayons for what remains of this heart-stopping, spine-tingling action."

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[wibbble]

That was very amusing...

I've emailed the URL to my flatmate-to-be, who is doing a law degree. ;o)

[azurelunatic]

Heh. House of Ill Faith crew give the best links.

[azurelunatic]

...not that LJ people and the Gray Side and lmbujold's email half don't give the best links too.