Note to Cat:

[azurelunatic]

Dear eris_raven,

I really appreciate the way you follow me around, sweetie. It makes me happy to know that you like my company, and you're certainly warm and purry.

However, it's really not necessary to follow me into the bathroom, and it's even less necessary to start sniffing and whiskering in the general area that my hands are.

Perhaps you could save some of this attentiveness for when it's time to get you out from the closet for your nail-trimming?

Love,
Mom