azurelunatic | Relationships

*clears throat, prepares resume, waits in line*

LOL ;OP

Serious or kidding? :D

*mumbles something about not being able to do the whole relationship thing, Jason would be jealous, just in it for the physical part*

Now I feel like a bitch. I don't have a clue about having that kind of relationship with another woman anyways, I've pondered what it would be like though. I guess I'm shoved away under the "curious" catagory.

Hmm.

Transportation would be a bitch, since 'Ni have no car, and 'Ni lives within 16 blocks of the metrocenter mall, and you... BFE.

I was bi/curious relationship-wise until I was 15... physically, until I was 18...

Hehe. ...and jealousy-related, Darkside's going to be spitting nails. Just you watch!

I really like the part about making Darkside jealous.

Oh my yes. ;)

He's already grumbling and grouching here and there about me with Adam, despite his public protestations of happiness about the same thing. Just allow me to miss a few of my breakfasts with him due to up late with Adam (especially if Adam is spending the night with me) and the grouching will increase while the happiness about me "not bugging him anymore" will go down the drain.

Hee hee hee.

I am evil?

Really? Can I take polaroids?

...of the search process, where I casually or not-so-casually check out the passing scenery in hopes of spotting the all-too-obvious rainbow striping, or that *look* in the eye?

...of the look on Darkside's face when I tell him I'm looking for a girlfriend?

...of the look on my *roommate's* face when I tell *her* I'm looking for a girlfriend?

...of the look on the face of my homophobic friend when he hears about it?

Honestly, I think video would be a far better idea.

hmm......how 'bout all of the above....tho I think Darkside's reaction will be the most interesting.

who's the homophobe? or has s/he not been mentioned here yet

The tale of the homophobe is found here. Stuff tends to get lost in all the shuffling around... I like links. Links make everything all better.

I really want to see Darkside's face when I tell him this one; this is why I'll be waiting until school starts up again to mention it to him.

The flag of the faggots??? *rolls eyes*
Some people just need to be whapped with a rubber chicken a few dozen times.

Heh...I'd LOVE to be a fly on the wall when you tell him.
Starts up again? school not running right now?

School's out until Tuesday, for me. Aaaah, vacation.

*sighs* 73 days since I've had a day off

a vacation the end of Oct? whyfore?

I attend DeVry, one of those otherwise obscure tech schools that hands out real degrees at the end and gets obnoxious on television with the advertisements that vastly overstate the beauty and joy of their computer labs, not to mention the print server... and the long-suffering industrial-strength laser printers...

Our school schedule is three semesters a year, Fall, Spring, and Summer. Fall starts in November and ends Marchish. Spring starts Marchish and ends June. Summer starts July and ends October. There are a few weeks in between -- usually one week between summer and fall, and one week between fall and spring. Summer gets a whopping two weeks to play with.

You do, as advertised, get your degree in about a year less than it would normally take...

Hmm. Rubber chicken. Siubhan's got one, and it comes in awfully handy for keeping the Sith Academy in line... maybe I should get one too.

Thank all the gods that Darkside's bound to take it better than the homophobe will... Darkside's just likely to have his eyes bug out and his brain explode and do the whole "...I thought you were happy with Adam... I thought Adam was happy with you... I ... I ..." thing.

I intend to bring it up to someone else in the presence of the homophobe. Maybe a favor-swap with Neighbor... "I'll continue to keep an eye out for a woman for you... could you keep your eye out for a woman for me?" ...right in front of the homophobe. That would work. Watch ears steam...

Yeh...one of the sysadmins I used to work with kept a rubber chicken around to thwap the servers with. It generaly hung from the ceiling though.

heh...I can just picture him acting like that too. The stutter stammer wha? reaction

I like your idea for the homophobe.....subtle, and s/he deserves it.

Especially as this person has a way of busting out with unsolicited opinions that really tend to peeve everyone who hears them. Yes, you're our friend. That's why we're not walloping you for blithering on in such a fashion like you know something. Yes, you do know *something*. I happen to think that your position on *this* something is complete bullshit, but as I do not have your immediate skill with words and you somewhat physically intimidate me, I'm shutting the hell up now.

Oh dear.

...given that that's the way I feel, I think it's time for a conference with a few people. ...I didn't realize I felt this way. Oh dear.

Oh dear.

ohhh......one of those...

Conference time eh?

Darkside is such a sweet young man... and I think I freak him a little more than he wants to admit. He likes it when I can surprise him, hurt him, or scare him, though...

He likes to be freaked, but only by you?

He's an odd sort, I don't think I've ever run across someone quite so out of touch with themself(other than me that is ;-)

He likes exchanging bizarre forms of pain and suffering with good friends. Most of his closest friendships have him and the other friend spending hours in friendly debate of how best to kill and/or torture each other.

He has, however, not been good enough friends with a girl in order to do that with them until me.

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