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[azurelunatic]

"I comprehend and utilize the specialized vocabulary common to Information Technology professionals."

If anyone can come up with a more verbose marketspeak way to expand that, I'd be very happy.

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[dragontdc.livejournal.com]

"My active skills portfolio includes the comprehension, processing, and enterprise-wide application of the highly specialized communications paradigm utilized by a statistical majority of professional personnel employed in the field of Information Technology."


Hehehheheh... I'm Eeeeeevil!

[azurelunatic]

Yes. Yes you are.

[dragontdc.livejournal.com]

Care to share the context for which you requested this bit of linguistic boondogglery?

[azurelunatic]

<azzgrin> Not yet.

[dragontdc.livejournal.com]

Tease! :D

[azurelunatic]

Yep, sure am.

[rustymarble.livejournal.com]

I comprehend as well as utilize the majority of the specialized vocabulary central to Information and Data technology professionals....

But the earlier comment was much cooler...

[azurelunatic]

Thanks for the help!

[juuro.livejournal.com]

And never forget to deploy the word "proactively" somewhere!

[popefelix.livejournal.com]

my extensive skill set includes the apprehension, processing, and comprehension of the specialized language subset common to the majority of Information Technology professionals, and the proactive use of that specialized language to establish a synergistic working environment that fosters optimal productivity.

[azurelunatic]

*snork*