We have a (horribly patched together from many different applicants) winner!

[azurelunatic]

"My extensive active skills portfolio includes the apprehension, processing, comprehension, and enterprise-wide application of the highly-specialized language subset utilized by a statistical majority of professional personnel employed in the field of Information and Data Technology, and the proactive use of that specialized language to establish a synergistic working environment that fosters optimal productivity."

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Comments

Hmmmmm . . . . .

[alphafenris.livejournal.com]

I think you might have forgotten a "and build concensus" somewhere in there. ;)

Re: Hmmmmm . . . . .

[azurelunatic]

Quite possibly. I ran out of fabric paint already.

[gunhed.livejournal.com]

That was bloody brilliant! Kudos to all who added to it and thanks for the laugh.

[azurelunatic]

And you haven't seen what I'm going to do with it yet, either. <evil grin>

[gunhed.livejournal.com]

T-shirts, maybe? That would be cool. Especially if it's personally signed by the maker. (Hint, hint.)

[azurelunatic]

*blinks innocently*

[wibbble]

You're going to have to use very, very small letters to fit that on a t-shirt.

[azurelunatic]

Or one might hypothetically use a large shirt.