Giggle night

[azurelunatic]

When both shywickedpixie and I are tired, the conversation just goes downhill. Subjects of conversation:

Pets
Dogs
Pecking order
Using "bonky flashlight" in conversation ("My friend who lives in Phoenix says that all the protection she needs is a bonky flashlight." "Strangely, I know exactly what you're talking about.")
Mishearing "bonky flashlight" due to a bad cellphone connection and a plugged-up ear led to [?]onkey [?]lash [?]ight being interpreted by my brain as "donkey --?", which finally resolved itself as "donkey slash night," which was made much giggling over.

This, in turn, led to discussion of Evil Reptilian Aliens who Eat Cats, and then cross-dressing. This became Evil Reptilian Aliens who Eat Cats (with tentacles) who also cross-dress, involved in donkey slash (with a bonky flashlight). The Infamous Duck Penis also got mentioned. Duck/donkey slash?

Borrow my burro?
Borrow my ass!
Ass-slash!
A donkey named Hotay!

And also, the Ninja Jet Engine giggle. Evidently I have a particularly contagious giggle. It starts out as a stealth giggle, then warms up, like a jet engine, and then powers down again. But by this time, the victim is giggling, which starts me off again...

It was a bizarre conversation. The evil reptilian alien is officially also pussy-eating.