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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2003-09-17 10:42 am

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Gemini Horoscope for week of September 18, 2003

http://www.freewillastrology.com/horoscopes/gemini.html

Gemini (May 21-June 20)
In her book, Simply Sophisticated: What Every Worldly Person Needs to Know, Suzanne Munshower lists the requirements for an elegant home. You should have at least one needlepoint pillow, she says. The thread count of your sheets should be 200 per inch or more. Your bookcases, if visible to guests, must have no paperbacks, and your bathroom accessories should be ceramic. Now that you've heard Munshower's ideas, Gemini, please rebel against them. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you'll put yourself in alignment with current cosmic rhythms if you add elements to your home to make it more playful and less formal, more in tune with what delights you and less concerned with what others think.

Lots of paperbacks, who cares about sheets, and bathroom accessories? Ha!


Cancer Horoscope for week of September 18, 2003

http://www.freewillastrology.com/horoscopes/cancer.html

Cancer (June 21-July 22)
In its original use, the phrase "priming the pump" referred to the fact that a hand-operated water pump didn't provide a steady, abundant flow of water until you first lubricated it with a little water. In modern parlance, it's often a way of saying that to make money you have to invest some, or that in order to get lots of goodies you have to give some. To take maximum advantage of the current astrological potentials, Cancerian, regard "priming the pump" as your metaphor of power.

[identity profile] metaphorge.livejournal.com 2003-09-17 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
I love it when Unca Rob tells me to buy more toys....

ooo ahh!

[identity profile] eng1ne.livejournal.com 2003-09-18 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Lookie! A horizontal rule directive in a journal entry!

What, me easily excited? Well.. ok. I admit it.