Things Said in the Temple

[azurelunatic]

"Here's your piping-cold cup of ass!"



votania got a bottle of unsweetened decaffinated ginger peach tea-stuff from the Republic of Tea. She tried it, and handed it off to me, saying it tasted terrible; did I want some?

I tried it, agreed, and we agreed that it was too weak. Furthermore, I expounded, it was flavoured water, and would be fine as such, if only it didn't taste like ass.

(In the metaphorical sense, of course.)

"shammash, do you want some ass?"

He gave me the Cat Look^TM and stalked off.

We discussed it some more, and she finally said she'd split the rest with me. So I poured her a cup. "Here's your piping-cold cup of ass!" I announced.

Comments

[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

would that be the one with opus on the label?

yeah, it tastes like ass. I added lemonade to it and it was a little bit better, but not by much. That is the "Honest Tea" brand. Thier "First nation tea" a peppermint tea, is kick ass though.

[azurelunatic]

This is "Ginger Peach Decaf Longevity Tea". It's got ... um... orangy stuff, a peach, and a blue butterfly on the label, as well as a white teapot sillhouette thing.

Second one down on this page: http://www.bevnet.com/reviews/world-of-tea/

...I just adore Google.

Honest Tea

[woggie.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I found a smaller bottle of something mint these guys had made. Okay, it admittedly didn't say unsweetened on the front. It just said "no sugar". Turned out it was sweetened with honey. I almost barfed when I had my first sip. If I was a violent sort I would've thrown it back across the counter, I was *that* upset.

It tasted like syrup for having no sugar in it.