Things to most definitely do:

[azurelunatic]

...get a hair-filter for the shower drain. I pulled a clog of squick-ick out tonight.

I just need one that fits right.

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[alphafenris.livejournal.com]

I just need one that fits right.
So many ways to respond to that sentence. All of them wrong.

I need my brain scrubbed out.

[azurelunatic]

Perhaps as badly as the shower needs its drain scrubbed out.

I learned a song, the kind that ten-year-old girls sing at sleepovers and giggle madly about...

Strangers in the night
Exchanging rubbers
This one's too tight
Let's try another
This one's just right
Let's do it all night..."

[alphafenris.livejournal.com]

Oh . . . my . . . gawd.

Ten-year-old girls learn to sing that?

My illusions hath been shattered. I guess this partially explains why women are functional adults by the time they're 16, while males that age are still amused by boogers.

[azurelunatic]

Not all ten-year-old girls, certainly, but we're mature enough to think it's hilarious.