shywickedpixie: sithjawa and I have discovered the One True Pairing!

[azurelunatic]

By one of the same people who brought you Donkey Slash Night, we have now discovered the OTP of Donkey Slash:

sithjawa (12:34:56 AM): And why did Verizon send me a note saying if I want them not to spam me I have to call them within thirty days, but I can change my decision at any time?
azurelunatic (12:36:34 AM): Verizon sucks Shawn's big green donkey.
azurelunatic (12:36:44 AM): But the donkey can change its decision at any time.
azurelunatic (12:36:50 AM): I do not think it will consent.
azurelunatic (12:37:05 AM): Otherwise... it would be DONKEY SLASH NIGHT!
sithjawa (12:38:36 AM): Non cosentign donky?
sithjawa (12:39:00 AM): How do you know verizon is the same sex as a donkey?
azurelunatic (12:39:08 AM): Um... Because it is.
azurelunatic (12:39:16 AM): It is an ass.
azurelunatic (12:40:02 AM): Also, I weigh the same as a duck.
azurelunatic (12:40:29 AM): Because... I am made of WOOD!

Comments

[sionainn.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

If you are made of wood, could we call you a woodie? A donkey woodie? *ducks and runs*

[sionainn.livejournal.com]

DonkeyWoodie.... versus DonkeyHoetie. Get it? *giggles insanely*

[jackola.livejournal.com]

since you're using S2... let's try it on you!

[http://users.livejournal.com/j_/]

omg, test time, omg

[azurelunatic]

Sure.

[boojum.livejournal.com]

Eeyore. Slash. That would be really disturbing, but also a challenge to do accurately.