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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2003-09-30 12:41 am

[profile] shywickedpixie: [personal profile] sithjawa and I have discovered the One True Pairing!

By one of the same people who brought you Donkey Slash Night, we have now discovered the OTP of Donkey Slash:

[livejournal.com profile] sithjawa (12:34:56 AM): And why did Verizon send me a note saying if I want them not to spam me I have to call them within thirty days, but I can change my decision at any time?
[livejournal.com profile] azurelunatic (12:36:34 AM): Verizon sucks Shawn's big green donkey.
[livejournal.com profile] azurelunatic (12:36:44 AM): But the donkey can change its decision at any time.
[livejournal.com profile] azurelunatic (12:36:50 AM): I do not think it will consent.
[livejournal.com profile] azurelunatic (12:37:05 AM): Otherwise... it would be DONKEY SLASH NIGHT!
[livejournal.com profile] sithjawa (12:38:36 AM): Non cosentign donky?
[livejournal.com profile] sithjawa (12:39:00 AM): How do you know verizon is the same sex as a donkey?
[livejournal.com profile] azurelunatic (12:39:08 AM): Um... Because it is.
[livejournal.com profile] azurelunatic (12:39:16 AM): It is an ass.
[livejournal.com profile] azurelunatic (12:40:02 AM): Also, I weigh the same as a duck.
[livejournal.com profile] azurelunatic (12:40:29 AM): Because... I am made of WOOD!