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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2003-10-01 08:54 am

Dear Spammers...

Dear Spammers:

a) Not Christian.
b) Not single.

...So why do you bother?

No love,
Me

[identity profile] alphafenris.livejournal.com 2003-10-01 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
Well, to be fair, you also don't need a larger penis. ;P

[identity profile] ataniell93.livejournal.com 2003-10-01 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
For the same reason they keep trying to sell me stuff to make my nonexistent penis bigger.