Licka-licka-licka-licka

[azurelunatic]

Dear Puss,

It tickles horribly when you lick my sock, even if I have provoked you by dripping garlic butter on it. Also, I'm aware that I'm eating my rolls smothered in garlic butter from one of "your" saucers -- those saucers, my fine-feathered friend, do not necessarily mean that the contents are belong to you.

I'm glad you do appreciate good cooking, though.

Love,
Mom

Comments

[sionainn.livejournal.com]

This would be terribly appropriate to post in note_to_cat, doncha think? *smirk*

[azurelunatic]

*Tired* Lunatic.

[tyrantmouth.livejournal.com]

Sabrina does the same thing. If I get one of the smaller plates out of the cabinet, she goes running for the cat tower (which is where she gets fed).

[azurelunatic]

Calico came running at the sight of a large yoghurt tub (the container for chicken scraps).