I am so glad that I'm not a psycho hosebeast.

[azurelunatic]

This person, or troll, on the other hand, is.

Once upon a time, I had a guy, and he broke it off with me. Broke it off in my ass, I might say, because he had the nerve to do this: first, he got some private time with me, and he had me suck him off. Then, as we were snuggling, he said, "I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't tell anyone about this, because [new chick's name] and I are monogamous now.

It's not exactly a secret now, is it.

Also, he and I had a screaming breakup fight in the campus dorm convenience store, and the only reason that we didn't get kicked out and/or the cops called is because the guys there knew us both, and they were waiting for me to haul off and beat him about the head with the duct-tape sword I was carrying, because he so deserved it.

And, I flipped off his bride as she was walking up the aisle. (He knows about this, now. Revenge is sweet, especially when chilled for three years.)


I wouldn't exactly call me Super-Ex, but I wouldn't call me psycho either. Depressed and furious, yes, but with good, very good, cause.

Comments

[nilodlien.livejournal.com]

Ok, I'm laughing. What a guy. It's all good as long as it takes place after the giving of head, huh? And why is it I'm fairly certain he didn't reciprocate the favor? Bastard.

And no, I wouldn't call you Psycho-Ex.

[azurelunatic]

Favor unreciprocated.

[crisavec.livejournal.com]

Gah!!...psycho is right.

Was good to see so many people chew her out for poking holes in condoms though...thats nearly a criminal act these days(and with the right lawyer, it probably would be too)

[azurelunatic]

Tampering with a device intended to protect against a deadly disease? I'll say that's a bad thing.

Love the subject line...

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

That's just really, really tacky. It occurs to me that a good response to this would be to seduce his girlfriend and after you've had sex to tell her what he did.
It wouldn't be nice but it might be appropriate...

Re: Love the subject line...

[azurelunatic]

She and I weren't speaking at that point.

[sparkliedragon.livejournal.com]

I was dating this guy who happened to sleep with a close friend of mine (after having one of those heart-to-heart talks about his virginity and how he'd like his first time to be blahblahblah), so I pulled a knife on him when I found out. Not to hurt him, just to scare him, which I did quite successfully, but I'm beginning to suspect that's why I wasn't asked out by any other people during high school.

[azurelunatic]

For fear you'd go all psycho, or for fear they'd do something to warrant it?