azurelunatic | Because you, too, deserve the joy of sharing in the snark that is occasionally my correspondence...

So, I realize that I have forgotten to ask Darkside if it'll be possible to see a movie together. So I write him an e-mail.

Hi, [Darkside].

This is a question. There will be words followed with a question mark. An answer to the question is somewhat grumpily requested.

Have you seen Matrix: Revolutions yet?

And then, another question, for which likewise an answer (that would mean the "reply" feature on your e-mail, dear prickly best friend) is requested:

Would it be possible for us (that is, you, and me) to see above movie at the same time and in the same place?

Yours,
She-who-must-not-be-maimed
(Joanie)

"With baited breath" is probably the correct term for the way in which I am waiting. Especially after dangling a can-of-worms message like that in front of him.