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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2001-11-27 01:43 pm

No Accounting for Turkeys

...So today in Accounting class, Van Zwol gives us a capsule summary of his stressful weekend -- first he had dinner with his family, and then with his wife's family, and he looked fairly happy about it. He asked the class how our weekends went.

"So, sell a lot?" he asked the one woman on the south end of the class.

"Yeah," she said.

Class cracks up again.

Sex toy "parties" -- I am one of the giggling idiots

[identity profile] gucky.livejournal.com 2001-11-27 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Three week old phone conversation.

me: Whatcha doing this weekend?
lost distance friend: Going to a sex party
me: Um. At the Crow bar? (a Chicago S&M joint)
friend: no. At Debbies.
me: huh?
friend: I'm being punished for being a friend. First it was pampered chef, then it was candle parties. Now Debby is selling us sex toys.
me: (giggle) demonstrations?
friend: I asked what she gets free to host it and she just blushed.