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azurelunatic) wrote2001-11-27 01:43 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2001-11-27 01:43 pm
No Accounting for Turkeys
...So today in Accounting class, Van Zwol gives us a capsule summary of his stressful weekend -- first he had dinner with his family, and then with his wife's family, and he looked fairly happy about it. He asked the class how our weekends went.
"So, sell a lot?" he asked the one woman on the south end of the class.
"Yeah," she said.
Class cracks up again.
"So, sell a lot?" he asked the one woman on the south end of the class.
"Yeah," she said.
Class cracks up again.
Sex toy "parties" -- I am one of the giggling idiots
me: Whatcha doing this weekend?
lost distance friend: Going to a sex party
me: Um. At the Crow bar? (a Chicago S&M joint)
friend: no. At Debbies.
me: huh?
friend: I'm being punished for being a friend. First it was pampered chef, then it was candle parties. Now Debby is selling us sex toys.
me: (giggle) demonstrations?
friend: I asked what she gets free to host it and she just blushed.
Re: Sex toy "parties" -- I am one of the giggling idiots
That's hysterical. I'd have laughed too.