Curses

[azurelunatic]

I'd really fucking like to put a curse on the shithead who broke my duct tape sword when I was 18.

I was wandering around the dorm late at night, and I was carrying my duct tape sword with me. Some random guy asked if he could see it, and like an idiot, I handed it to him. He cracked it over his knee.

I really would have liked to have given in to my impulse to beat the holy living crap out of him.

Cursing him would be kind of redundant, as I'm sure he's either not that much of an asshole anymore and has learned from his past actions, or he is still that much of an asshole, and he's suffering the low-level kind of misery and stress that comes with being that much of an asshole.

I still wish I could retroactively hit him with the full emotional impact on my side of what he did, though.


Hey, you, shithead. Develop some fucking empathy and look at yourself.

Comments

[alphafenris.livejournal.com]

He cracked it over his knee.

Wait, wait, wait. This guy was such a dick that he intentionally snapped the thing over his knee? Oh my freakin' gawd.

[azurelunatic]

Yes. Even so.

I don't know his name, or remember his face, and I only have my word on it that it happened.

[dragontdc.livejournal.com]

WTF is a duct tape sword? SCAers wrap their rattan swords in duct tape, but rattan isn't something one breaks over one's knee. Boffle swords likewise are wrapped in duct tape, but they are flexible plastic tubes that bend instead of break. I love swords. Never heard of a duct tape sword, though.. Please enlighten me.

[azurelunatic]

This was the kind with the plastic pipe inside, the foam padding, and then the duct tape outside.

[dragontdc.livejournal.com]

Ah, like the ones the LARPers use. Cool. Never heard them called that. Thanks.