Kid/cat interface

[azurelunatic]

I have been hearing the sounds of LF's toy car, the kind that you wind up by pushing backwards, and then let go, and they zoom a ways, all evening.

Just now, shammash said, "Querpquip?" and bounced casually into my bathroom.

I looked up.

"It didn't hurt Shammash," Little Fayoumis explained, without being prompted, "it just lightly rammed him."

That hadn't been a hurt comment from the cat, just a mildly startled one, and in any case, it looked like he was headed to the litterbox. "Ah. In any case, endeavor to avoid that," I advised Little Fayoumis, who may or may not have been listening to me.


..."...lightly rammed..."!!!!

And yes, I managed to keep a straight face until I turned back to the computer. Little Fayoumis is used to me laughing about random things on the computer.

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[sionainn.livejournal.com]

Just now, shammash said, "Querpquip?"

I was told in college that a fart that comes out of the vagina is called a Querp.

[azurelunatic]

I learned in high school that the word was queef.

[azurelunatic]

and in either case, a pussy said it...

*grin, duck, run*

[sionainn.livejournal.com]

I was WAITING for you to say that!! *grins*

[azurelunatic]

Shoulda known.

Oh, I'm still 'wake, and I seem to have the phone. Should I give a call?

[sionainn.livejournal.com]

Ahhh crud. I am just heading off to bed. I haven't had much sleep this week due to worries worries worries worries.

QoBT indeed.... *sigh*

[sionainn.livejournal.com]

Another time though? *pleading look*

[azurelunatic]

Sure! ...Though "another time" is somewhat sketchy, as my control of the cellphone is somewhat sketchy.

[azurelunatic]

By that time, I'd crashed too.

[azurelunatic]

2nd result on Google for "lightly rammed". Most of the others had to do with battleships or explosives.