The things we learn from spam.

[azurelunatic]

I never want to see the names Jenna Jameson or Paris Hilton again. Why? Because they mean 'spam' for me. Same with J.Lo, help with my mortgage, help with my car payment, firing my boss, almost anything involving 'sperm'...

Comments

[alphafenris.livejournal.com]

Really? I've been getting a lot of Paris Hilton spam, but I don't think I've ever gotten any Jenna Jameson spam. And also, I think you may have missed the ones about debt consolidation and bigger breasts. ;P

[azurelunatic]

Oh, those. Yep. And an increased manhood.

[mishalak.livejournal.com]

Wait... Wait. I'm having a brain storm. If your response is common, about never wanting to see a name again, I have a cunning plan. "How cunning my lord?" So cunning it could be named Minister of Cunning at the United Nations. Simply get the spammers to start using the word "bush" repeatedly in sexual spam and we'll be rid of him for sure!

[azurelunatic]

Hmm.

See her bush! See George ram his pole in her honey-pot. Hot lesbo action!

[sithjawa.livejournal.com]

LEARN HOW TO MUD-WRESTLE A SPERM WHALE!!!!! Nine easy online classes.

[azurelunatic]

You, my dear, are far too silly.

One gets Shrimpy to take that class. Honestly. Only he'd have to take 10 or 15 classes, because he is dumb.